i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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