dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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