That's intense
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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