I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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