the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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