I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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