I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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