You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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