You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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