just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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