All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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