It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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