Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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