who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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