no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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