Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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