Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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