...so i touched it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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