I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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