I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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