I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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