it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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