love makes seman taste better
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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