you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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