She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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