erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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