That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I have feelings that need drinking.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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