What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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