12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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