i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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