Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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