either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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