is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize