Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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