Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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