Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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