If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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