It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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