im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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