Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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