We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
false alarm. still invincible.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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