Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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