my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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