I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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