I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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