hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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