Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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