listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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