Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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