Barsexuality is the new black.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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